“YOU ARE IN A HIP-HOP CLUB WITH HIP-HOP PEOPLE…WHY DID YOU FEEL YOU HAD TO COME UP AND COACH ME ON WHAT TO DO? HUH? YOU COULDN’T SIT YOUR ASS DOWN AND ENJOY YOURSELF LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE?”

if you don’t know…Kid Capri is a classic HIP-HOP DJ legend…   

Puerto Rican dude: Can you play some dance music? (while hip-hop is playing)

DJ D-LO THE BIG ASIAN: What do u mean? Like techno? What kind of dance music?

Puerto Rican dude: Like raggae

DJ D-LO THE BIG ASIAN: You can’t dance to hip-hop?

Puerto Rican dude:  If you’re black u can!