MORE FUNKY THAN JAMES BROWN
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Girl:
[Whilst I'm playing James Brown] "Mate, have you got anything a bit more funky?"
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Me:
"More funky than James Brown?!"
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Girl:
[Looking confused]. "Yeah, you know some thing more ... " [makes odd swinging gesture with arm as if dancing to bad house music]
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Me:
[Looking confused]. "Does that mean house music?"
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Girl:
"Yeah, that would be good."
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Me:
"I'm not a juke box."
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(via Chris Read, UK - www.myspace.com/chrisreadsubstance)