THE WORLD’S WORST SONG REQUESTSTumblr (3.0; @canyouplaythatonesong)http://www.canyouplaythatonesong.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2wxga6gS01qzwevro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>VIA <a href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=548895394" target="_blank">Torstein E. Bergersen</a></p> <div></div>http://www.canyouplaythatonesong.com/post/21627482584http://www.canyouplaythatonesong.com/post/21627482584Sun, 22 Apr 2012 23:24:09 -0400djmusicsongsongrequest<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvibq88uo21qzwevro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(DJ-ing at the <a href="http://www.acehotel.com/" target="_blank">Ace Hotel</a>)</p> <p>Preppy White Guy In A Suit: Do you happen to take requests?</p> <p>DLO: Not at all.  Sorry.</p> <p>Preppy White Guy In A Suit: Well what if I subtly just happen to say Niggas in Paris?</p>http://www.canyouplaythatonesong.com/post/13577088096http://www.canyouplaythatonesong.com/post/13577088096Wed, 30 Nov 2011 23:13:20 -0500watch the thronewatchthethronekanyewestjay-zkanyeniggasinparissongsongrequestsmusicdjdjing<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/vLBKOcUbHR0?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>dude: yo dude, can you play rocky mountain by john denver?</p> <p>ed blammo: haha wait, what?</p> <p>dude: my boy just got back from the war, can you play some john denver?</p> <p>ed blammo: your friend just got back from a fucking war and you want to make him listen to john fucking denver?</p> <p>dude: fuck you dickhead.</p>http://www.canyouplaythatonesong.com/post/12886746536http://www.canyouplaythatonesong.com/post/12886746536Wed, 16 Nov 2011 13:02:00 -0500johndenvercanyouplaythatonesongsongrequestsmusicdumbrequestswar<p>Girl: Can you play some Rihanna?</p> <p>DJ: This is Rihanna playing right now</p> <p>Girl: OK, how about some David Guetta?</p> <p>DJ: This is David Guetta featuring Rihanna</p> <p>Girl: Oh.</p>http://www.canyouplaythatonesong.com/post/9439696594http://www.canyouplaythatonesong.com/post/9439696594Fri, 26 Aug 2011 22:45:47 -0400<p><img align="middle" src="http://www.freewebs.com/vforvendettagallery/index-center.jpg" alt="V for vendetta" width="468" height="375"/></p> <p>DJ walks into lame ordinary shoe store and find the girl making who made silly requests all night at the club.</p> <p>DJ: Do you have soccer boots&#160;?</p> <p>Girl: No (looking stunned)</p> <p>DJ: Why not, I really want soccer boots</p> <p>Girl: Ehm&#8230; this is a womens shoe store, you know!</p> <p>DJ: Yeah, but it is my friends birthday so I really want some soccer boots. Do you have any&#8230; Puma, Nike, Addidas&#8230; just something?</p> <p>Girl: Errr, no. We don&#8217;t sell that stuff here.</p> <p>DJ: Ok, you know what. If you sell me some soccer boots all my friends will come and buy some. I promise, everybody will think this is the shit.</p> <p>Girl: HEY! We do NOT sell soccer boots!</p> <p>DJ: WHY THE HELL ARE YOU COMMIN AROUND MY CLUB ASKING FOR RIHANNA WHEN WE OBVIOUSLY DON&#8217;T PLAY THAT SHIT *facepalms her on the way out*</p>http://www.canyouplaythatonesong.com/post/8047387880http://www.canyouplaythatonesong.com/post/8047387880Mon, 25 Jul 2011 13:13:51 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lon01e48Dm1qzwevro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“do want”</p>http://www.canyouplaythatonesong.com/post/7844558939http://www.canyouplaythatonesong.com/post/7844558939Wed, 20 Jul 2011 10:53:38 -0400musicsongrequestscanyouplaythatonesongdubstep<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnuhqb4m9r1qzwevro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>ATTENTION LADIES:  your friend’s birthday is not a good enough reason to ask for terrible music</p>http://www.canyouplaythatonesong.com/post/7254768225http://www.canyouplaythatonesong.com/post/7254768225Tue, 05 Jul 2011 01:25:00 -0400dumbrequestsmusicsongrequestscanyouplaythatonesongdj<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnkpumQwVi1qz90bf.jpg"/></p> <p>Girl (who just walked into the club): Can you play some radio music?</p> <p>DJ (playing hiphop): You mean like Top 40 music?</p> <p>Girl: No, I mean radio music.  Just tune it to z100 so we can dance!</p>http://www.canyouplaythatonesong.com/post/7059610925http://www.canyouplaythatonesong.com/post/7059610925Wed, 29 Jun 2011 18:46:42 -0400songrequestsdumbrequestsmusicdjradiomusicsubmission<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/y-NPprCozr8?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Guy: What kinda music are you playing tonight?</p> <p>3 DJs: Sort of alternative, rock, techno.  Weirder stuff.</p> <p>Guy: Do you do requests?</p> <p>3 DJs: Depends</p> <p>Guy: Can I have some Bryan Adams?</p> <p>3 DJs: HAHA (all burst into hysterical laughter)</p> <p>Guy: (starts crying)</p>http://www.canyouplaythatonesong.com/post/6080300266http://www.canyouplaythatonesong.com/post/6080300266Wed, 01 Jun 2011 16:00:00 -0400bryanadamscryingbitchmusicsongrequests<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm4bm1Ozkt1qzwevro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><span>DJ: (setting up before a show)<br/>Dude in black goth makeup: cool setup, why do you need your laptop?<br/>DJ:  this usb cord comes out into this box and my box connects to my mixer allowing me to… <br/>Dude: (cuts DJ off) Got any Anthrax?<br/>DJ: Nah sorry man<br/>DJ: Well what do you have, cause if you start playing faggy techno shit I’m leaving<br/><br/></span></p>http://www.canyouplaythatonesong.com/post/6073794870http://www.canyouplaythatonesong.com/post/6073794870Wed, 01 Jun 2011 11:42:00 -0400technoanthraxmusicsongrequestsfaggyshit<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm4ba2YORY1qzwevro1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>guy:  hey dude, do you have Hella Life?  </p> <p>dj: by who?</p> <p>guy: I don’t know</p> <p>dj: sorry, but I can’t play that if I don’t know who it’s by</p> <p>guy: but dude, it’s the shit, all the girls are asking for it </p> <p>dj: sorry man</p> <p>guy: come on man, pretty pleaseeeeeee???  </p> <p>dj: sorry</p> <p>guy: (starts to repeat like a 5yr old who wants their mom to buy them a new toy) hellalife…hellalife…hellalife…hellalife…hellalife…hellalife…hellalife…hellalife…hellalife</p> <p>(the song he was requesting was actually Hell Of A Life by Kanye West)</p>http://www.canyouplaythatonesong.com/post/6073648188http://www.canyouplaythatonesong.com/post/6073648188Wed, 01 Jun 2011 11:34:49 -0400kanyewesthellofalifesongrequestsmusic<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljyzxvh0Fl1qzwevro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><span>Guy: Hey man, can you play some Vampire Weekend?<br/><br/>DJ: Uh, I don’t have any. <br/><br/>Guy: But, like, come on man, can’t you just download it from iTunes?<br/><br/>DJ: Sorry </span><span>(trying to be polite)</span></p> <p><span>Guy: It’s ok man, I’ll just download it for you (grabs DJ’s laptop, pulls out all the cables out, and stops the music.)<br/><br/>Guy: Hey man, what is your iTunes password?<br/><br/>DJ: (stunned) Give it to me </span></p> <p>(Guy<span> gives back the laptop.  DJ </span><span>re-inserts the cables and exit out of iTunes.)</span></p> <p><span>Guy: Hey man, why’d you just close iTunes? </span></p> <p><span>(DJ punches guy in the jaw.  Guy</span><span> falls to the floor, unconscious. Crowd applauds)</span></p> <p><span></span></p>http://www.canyouplaythatonesong.com/post/4786140373http://www.canyouplaythatonesong.com/post/4786140373Wed, 20 Apr 2011 17:34:43 -0400vampireweekenddjrequestsongrequestdjmusic<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/T4BE-kJPHFk?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>No Requests! Your Daily Dose of DJ Knowledge.</p>http://www.canyouplaythatonesong.com/post/3385228075http://www.canyouplaythatonesong.com/post/3385228075Sat, 19 Feb 2011 13:22:00 -0500djnorequestssongrequestscraigrobinson<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/D9UYm7j7r5U?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>“Hey DJ!  Your music SUCKS.  Play something to get the party started…like the DOOBIE BROTHERS!”</p>http://www.canyouplaythatonesong.com/post/3385166259http://www.canyouplaythatonesong.com/post/3385166259Sat, 19 Feb 2011 13:18:37 -0500doobiebrotherssongrequestsongrequestsdumbrequestsmusicdjdjs<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgbjt84Imd1qzwevro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Do you have any Katy Perry ‘Teenage Dream’?”</p>http://www.canyouplaythatonesong.com/post/3186746488http://www.canyouplaythatonesong.com/post/3186746488Tue, 08 Feb 2011 17:00:42 -0500kateyperryteenagedreambadsongrequestsongrequestsongrequestsrequestsmusicdrunkwhitegirls<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/VgkOCJ9PGkk?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Can you play Madonna “Like A Virgin”, I’m getting married in 2 weeks?</p>http://www.canyouplaythatonesong.com/post/1640899938http://www.canyouplaythatonesong.com/post/1640899938Sun, 21 Nov 2010 16:49:15 -0500madonnalikeavirgin80smusicbadrequestsongsongrequestsongrequests<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbdaj9XQVn1qzwevro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>lame guy asks the Godfather of Hip-Hop, DJ Afrika Bambaataa:  ”do you have any Lady Gaga?”</p>http://www.canyouplaythatonesong.com/post/1480001001http://www.canyouplaythatonesong.com/post/1480001001Thu, 04 Nov 2010 11:47:33 -0400afrikabambaataadumbrequestssongrequestsgodfatherofhiphopdjhiphophip-hopgagaladygagadrunk girl: can you play Rihanna?<br /> DJ: I'll try<br /> drunk girl (5 minutes later): can you play Rihanna?<br /> DJ: Yea yea. I'll work it in.<br /> drunk girl (5 minutes later - with a pouty face): can you play Rihanna?<br /> DJ: Sorry I honestly don't really take requests (trying to be polite)<br /> drunk girl: pleeeeeeaseeee??? but my friend will give you a blowjob!<br /> drunk girl's friend: WHAT?!http://www.canyouplaythatonesong.com/post/1336734573http://www.canyouplaythatonesong.com/post/1336734573Sun, 17 Oct 2010 12:25:47 -0400blowjobrihannadrunkgirlsongrequestsongbadrequestrequestlinerequestcanyouplaythatonesong<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l97jz04Hzl1qzwevro1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>DJ is playing. Records strewn about.</p> <p>Random guy starts starts leafing through the records behind his back and finds an LP boxset by The Homosexuals.</p> <p>Guy nudges DJ and makes his request…</p> <p>Guy: Play this.</p> <p>DJ: Later on.</p> <p>Guy: Please please please play this.</p> <p>DJ:  You must really like The Homosexuals.</p> <p>Guy: I’ve never heard them. I’m just bisexual.</p>http://www.canyouplaythatonesong.com/post/1173451060http://www.canyouplaythatonesong.com/post/1173451060Thu, 23 Sep 2010 12:18:36 -0400Guy: Can you play my shit?<br /> <br /> DJ: Uh, what's your shit?<br /> <br /> Guy: I don't know (then walks away)http://www.canyouplaythatonesong.com/post/1155935452http://www.canyouplaythatonesong.com/post/1155935452Mon, 20 Sep 2010 09:55:39 -0400