spend more time with your girl..and less time at the DJ booth
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Dude:
Hey man, my girlfriend is missing.
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DJ:
Uh...you might want to call 911 and file a missing persons report.
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Dude:
Announce on the mic, that if anyone has seen her to call me.
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DJ:
Everyone knows your number?
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Dude:
Duhhhhhh, announce the number too.
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DJ:
Duhhhhhh, I think your girl might be in the boys room sitting on some dude's "mic".
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(Dude dashes to the bathroom and never seen again.)
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