Random Chick:  Can you play Kanye West “Gold Digger?”
Dan:  No, I absolutely will not play that song
Random Chick: Why not?
Dan:  This is a wedding, I’m not going to play that song at a wedding.

(5 minutes later…the BRIDE walks up)

Bride:  Can you play “Gold Digger?!”
Dan:  Ma’am, you know once I play a song, I can’t un-play it.
Bride:  I know, but I really want to hear it!