CAN YOU PLAY THAT ONE SONG
THE WORLD'S WORST SONG REQUESTS
MORE FUNKY THAN JAMES BROWN
  • Girl:
    [Whilst I'm playing James Brown] "Mate, have you got anything a bit more funky?"

  • Me:
    "More funky than James Brown?!"

  • Girl:
    [Looking confused]. "Yeah, you know some thing more ... " [makes odd swinging gesture with arm as if dancing to bad house music]

  • Me:
    [Looking confused]. "Does that mean house music?"

  • Girl:
    "Yeah, that would be good."

  • Me:
    "I'm not a juke box."

  • (via Chris Read, UK - www.myspace.com/chrisreadsubstance)