MICKEY AVALON
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white girl from LA:
do you have any mickey avalon?
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me:
uhh. which song?
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girl:
'my dick;
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me:
haha. no. sorry
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girl:
please? I really really want to hear mickey avalon
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me:
did you know he was a male prostitute before he become a quasi-hipster LA rapper?
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girl:
I love Mickey Avalon!
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me:
why in the world do you love him so much? did you hook up with him one time and he broke your heart?
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girl:
no. he just sold me some crack one time.
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me:
woah
