Guy: Hey man, can you play some Vampire Weekend?

DJ: Uh, I don’t have any. 

Guy: But, like, come on man, can’t you just download it from iTunes?

DJ: Sorry (trying to be polite)

Guy: It’s ok man, I’ll just download it for you (grabs DJ’s laptop, pulls out all the cables out, and stops the music.)

Guy: Hey man, what is your iTunes password?

DJ: (stunned) Give it to me

(Guy gives back the laptop.  DJ re-inserts the cables and exit out of iTunes.)

Guy: Hey man, why’d you just close iTunes?

(DJ punches guy in the jaw.  Guy falls to the floor, unconscious. Crowd applauds)