Girl : hey do you Mickey Avalon “My Dick”?

DJ: yep

Girl: can you play it?

DJ: yea

Girl: right now?

DJ: no, its way to early for that song.

Girl: well I’m the owner’s daughter and I want you to play it now

DJ: uhhh…

Girl: do you want me to get the owner to tell you to play that song now?

DJ: don’t worry, I’ll play it.

….DJ plays the song and the girl and her friend are the only people dancing.

DJ says to the manager: yo, wasup with bob’s daughter? 

The Manager: what? he don’t have any kids!