CAN YOU PLAY THAT ONE SONG
THE WORLD'S WORST SONG REQUESTS
DJ is playing. Records strewn about.
Random guy starts starts leafing through the records behind his back and finds an LP boxset by The Homosexuals.
Guy nudges DJ and makes his request…
Guy: Play this.
DJ: Later on.
Guy: Please please please play this.
DJ:  You must really like The Homosexuals.
Guy: I’ve never heard them. I’m just bisexual.