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“ Can you play ‘Got Money’ by Lil Wayne?
— While DJ is mashing up MIA ‘Paper Planes’ and ‘Got Money’ by Lil Wayne
  • Ghetto Blonde:
    Can you play that one song by that one bitch?

  • DJ Zimmie:
    Can you be more specific about the song or 'that one bitch'?

  • Ghetto Blond:
    (sings "No No No, You Don't Love Me" by Dawn Penn)

  • drunk older woman:
    hey, I like rock

  • dj:
    is that a request or are you just volunteering information?

  • drunk older woman:
    (angry at my question)...I like to rock

  • dj:
    thats nice...I heard you the first time.

  • drunk older woman:
    (angrier, spilling drink on herself)...I like ROCK!!

  • dj:
    ok...ok...I heard you!

  • drunk older woman:
    (satisfied and thinking the DJ had given in, turns around and falls off the stage....DJ immediately dedicates "Pass the Courvoisier" by Busta Rhymes to her as she's being escorted out)

  • drunk girl:
    can you play 'Damn It Feels Good To Be a Gangster'? (by the Ghetto Boys)

  • dj:
    uh...no...this is a St. Patrick's day party

  • drunk girl:
    (while 'Flogging Molly' is playing) but you're not even playing Irish music

  • dj:
    (letting that idiotic comment go) ok, if you can name one other Ghetto Boys song, maybe I'll play your request

  • drunk girl:
    who the hell are the Ghetto Boys? is that what you're playing now? because it sucks...

  • dj:
    please leave

“you are dog shit. play good music like johnny cash. not fag techno shit. PS. you suck as a dancer”…wooh…this dude deserves a could ol fashion donkey punch in the face (country style).
  • Student:
    (while Tribe Called Quest is already playing) Can you play some Tribe Called Quest?

  • DJ:
    uh...I'm playing some right now man.

  • Student:
    Oh. Can't you play a song where all 3 of them are rapping?

  • DJ:
    (ignores dumb comment)

  • --> in case you aren't familiar with Tribe Called Quest...it's a classic hip-hop group and there are 3 members of the group...2 of which "rap", and 1 of which is a producer who never raps

  • extremely drunk girl:
    (1st time)...hey do you have any techno?

  • dj:
    ....(ignoring girl)

  • extremely drunk girl:
    (2nd time)...come on...play some techno

  • dj:
    .....(still ignoring girl)

  • extremely drunk girl:
    (five minutes later...3rd time)...this hip-hop music sucks...play techno

  • dj:
    ....(still ignoring)

  • extremely drunk girl:
    (4th time...girl takes beer and pours it on the DJ to get his attention)...hey are you listening to me? it's my birthday and I want to hear techno!

  • dj:
    (turns off the music and yells)....BITCH YOU BETTER GET OUTTA MY FACE BEFORE I SLAP YOU!

  • Big Drunk Dude:
    hey man, do you have any of those “bass tracks”?

  • Jake:
    what do you mean?

  • Big Drunk Dude:
    you know, those tracks with the bass in them.

  • Jake:
    um. well this track I'm playing right now has bass in it

  • Big Drunk Dude:
    no, I mean tracks with bass! (reaches for mixer to turn up the bass)

  • Jake:
    security!

  • -----> (www.myspace.com/jakeencinasmusic)

  • girl:
    can you play some house music?

  • dj instinct:
    um...isn't this house?

  • girl:
    this ain't house music...

  • dj instinct:
    what do you mean?

  • girl:
    I ain't heard nobody say "booty" yet.

  • dj instinct:
    oh...so you want some "ghetto house"?

  • girl:
    no!! I don't want any ghetto shit...just play some house damnit

spend more time with your girl..and less time at the DJ booth
  • Dude:
    Hey man, my girlfriend is missing.

  • DJ:
    Uh...you might want to call 911 and file a missing persons report.

  • Dude:
    Announce on the mic, that if anyone has seen her to call me.

  • DJ:
    Everyone knows your number?

  • Dude:
    Duhhhhhh, announce the number too.

  • DJ:
    Duhhhhhh, I think your girl might be in the boys room sitting on some dude's "mic".

  • (Dude dashes to the bathroom and never seen again.)

whatever happens in vegas...
  • Vegas club manager:
    yo DJ, this music sucks

  • DJ AM:
    Excuse me?

  • Manager:
    I said, This music SUCKS

  • DJ AM:
    (hit stop while song was playing...dead silence) then you don't have to listen to it anymore

  • DJ AM:
    (got my shit and left)...keep your money and have fun learning to DJ

get money!
  • (at a wedding, girl comes up...)

  • girl:
    You the DJ?

  • dj Nevoc:
    Ya

  • girl:
    Are you sure? Cause if your not I'll drag your ass out to the parking lot and run you over with my Expedition.

  • dj Nevoc:
    I'm positive.

  • girl:
    Ok...here is your money.

“ I’d like a Bud Light and Vodka Red Bull
“got any black music? like Justin Timberlake or something?”
let's not stay together...
  • girl:
    you have to play al green 'let's stay together'

  • dj:
    uh...I don't know.

  • girl:
    it's for the birthday boy. look at him. see that guy? it's his birthday. he's 25.

  • dj:
    hmm...

  • girl:
    but you have to play it!! I still have my v-card. losing it depends on you playing that song.

  • dj:
    woah...

  • (dude grinded with girl to 'let's stay together' and then left the club with a different girl)

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