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girl:
what sort of night is this?
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DJ:
its an indie night
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girl:
Indian night?
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DJ:
no, INDIE music
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girl:
ah...Indian music
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DJ:
NO...INDIE music...you know...with guitars and stuff
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girl:
er...will you play Beyonce?
CAN YOU PLAY THAT ONE SONG
THE WORLD'S WORST SONG REQUESTS
2009/04/23
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“some girl messaged me on myspace requesting songs for this weekend…she wants to hear Baby Huey….wtf?”
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I gotta white boy with me who thinks he’s black. Can you play some hip hop like the Mims song?
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me and my friends just got here. we wanna know the next 10 songs you’re going to play so we know whether we’re gonna stay or not.
2009/04/20
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girl: Can you play Taylor Swift?
dj: No.
girl: You’re an asshole
dj: I want to set you on fire
pause....
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Girl:
Can you play the Cupid Shuffle?
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DJ:
Sure.
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Girl:
It goes "to the left, to the left, ..."
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DJ:
I just said yes to your request, that means I KNOW what it sounds like.
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Girl:
OH...OK! (short pause)
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Girl:
Can you play it before the club is closed though?
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DJ:
No. I'm just gonna play it on my way home in my car.
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guy:
I like your setup!
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dj:
Cool. Thanks!
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guy:
...
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dj:
...
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guy:
So, I'm going to see Gunz & Roses tonight. You got any drugs?
2009/03/30
girl: can you turn the music down? my friend over there is feeling sick and has a terrible headache.
(dj looked at her in amazement, then turned the music up)
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dude:
got any Jurassic Five?
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dj:
it's a Brit pop night tonight, so it wouldn't really fit in
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dude:
ok, what about Nirvana?
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dj:
Nirvana are American
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dude:
oh, I see. then how about The Smashing Pumpkins?
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dj:
....
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lady:
do you happen to have "regular" music?
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dj:
what do you mean by regular music?
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lady:
I mean, like what's on TV, songs with vocals, the stuff we people like...
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Can you play ‘Got Money’ by Lil Wayne?
— While DJ is mashing up MIA ‘Paper Planes’ and ‘Got Money’ by Lil Wayne
— While DJ is mashing up MIA ‘Paper Planes’ and ‘Got Money’ by Lil Wayne
