lame guy asks the Godfather of Hip-Hop, DJ Afrika Bambaataa: ”do you have any Lady Gaga?”
DJ is playing. Records strewn about.
Random guy starts starts leafing through the records behind his back and finds an LP boxset by The Homosexuals.
Guy nudges DJ and makes his request…
Guy: Play this.
DJ: Later on.
Guy: Please please please play this.
DJ: You must really like The Homosexuals.
Guy: I’ve never heard them. I’m just bisexual.
Girl: Do you have Cascada?
DJ: Nope. Never heard of it.
Girl: Really? You should get it. It’s on Now Vol 21. That’s how you know it’s good!
*DJ is playing Harder Better Faster Stronger by Daft Punk*
Girl: can you play the original?
DJ: uh, this IS the original
Girl: no its not dumbass, the originals by Kanye
DRUNK GIRL: do you have that song from the Jersey Shore Soundtrack, In The House?
DJ: um, no
DRUNK GIRL: don’t lie, you know what I’m talking about!
DJ: what? get out of my face
Woman in a bridal shower party: “My friend’s getting married you know. Can you play something raunchy…like Meatloaf?”
35 yr old woman: Do you have anything modern?
DJ: What are you talking about? This song I’m playing right now came out 3 months ago.
woman: Just play something newer…something people can dance to…like Enrique Iglesias
Puerto Rican dude: Can you play some dance music? (while hip-hop is playing)
DJ D-LO THE BIG ASIAN: What do u mean? Like techno? What kind of dance music?
Puerto Rican dude: Like raggae
DJ D-LO THE BIG ASIAN: You can’t dance to hip-hop?
Puerto Rican dude: If you’re black u can!
Drunk Guy: Dude, bro, dude…all I want to hear right now is….either “All I Want For Christmas Is You”….orrrrrrr…..”Monster Mash”
DJ Ritual: Are you serious? It’s the middle of April…..
who needs to request a song when you got amazing DJ’s like this rocking weddings…
(in the club)
girl: do you have anything that you can hear on radio music stations?
dj: no
Girl : hey do you Mickey Avalon “My Dick”?
DJ: yep
Girl: can you play it?
DJ: yea
Girl: right now?
DJ: no, its way to early for that song.
Girl: well I’m the owner’s daughter and I want you to play it now
DJ: uhhh…
Girl: do you want me to get the owner to tell you to play that song now?
DJ: don’t worry, I’ll play it.
….DJ plays the song and the girl and her friend are the only people dancing.
DJ says to the manager: yo, wasup with bob’s daughter?
The Manager: what? he don’t have any kids!
“YOU ARE IN A HIP-HOP CLUB WITH HIP-HOP PEOPLE…WHY DID YOU FEEL YOU HAD TO COME UP AND COACH ME ON WHAT TO DO? HUH? YOU COULDN’T SIT YOUR ASS DOWN AND ENJOY YOURSELF LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE?”
if you don’t know…Kid Capri is a classic HIP-HOP DJ legend…
