- girl: can you play some rock instead of this techno nonsense?
- dj: this is a drum & bass night. its drum & bass only tonight.
- girl: oh....ok....
- girl: (5 minutes later) can you play some techno remixes of famous rock songs then?
CAN YOU PLAY THAT ONE SONG
THE WORLD'S WORST SONG REQUESTS
- girl: when will you get harder?
- dj: when you touch it...
“can you play The Venga Boys BOOM BOOM BOOM? everybody wants to hear it.”
“can you play that one song?”
“This music isn’t meant for single people. Can you play songs that single people like?”
“Have you got Touch Me by Gary Glitter?”
- girl: what sort of night is this?
- DJ: its an indie night
- girl: Indian night?
- DJ: no, INDIE music
- girl: ah...Indian music
- DJ: NO...INDIE music...you know...with guitars and stuff
- girl: er...will you play Beyonce?
“some girl messaged me on myspace requesting songs for this weekend…she wants to hear Baby Huey….wtf?”
“I gotta white boy with me who thinks he’s black. Can you play some hip hop like the Mims song?”
“me and my friends just got here. we wanna know the next 10 songs you’re going to play so we know whether we’re gonna stay or not.”
girl: Can you play Taylor Swift?
dj: No.
girl: You’re an asshole
dj: I want to set you on fire
can you play number 5 off the Britney CD?
pause....
- Girl: Can you play the Cupid Shuffle?
- DJ: Sure.
- Girl: It goes "to the left, to the left, ..."
- DJ: I just said yes to your request, that means I KNOW what it sounds like.
- Girl: OH...OK! (short pause)
- Girl: Can you play it before the club is closed though?
- DJ: No. I'm just gonna play it on my way home in my car.
European girl: can you play some 60’s music like Michael Jackson?
can I give you oral?
