Puerto Rican dude: Can you play some dance music? (while hip-hop is playing)
DJ D-LO THE BIG ASIAN: What do u mean? Like techno? What kind of dance music?
Puerto Rican dude: Like raggae
DJ D-LO THE BIG ASIAN: You can’t dance to hip-hop?
Puerto Rican dude: If you’re black u can!
Drunk Guy: Dude, bro, dude…all I want to hear right now is….either “All I Want For Christmas Is You”….orrrrrrr…..”Monster Mash”
DJ Ritual: Are you serious? It’s the middle of April…..
who needs to request a song when you got amazing DJ’s like this rocking weddings…
(in the club)
girl: do you have anything that you can hear on radio music stations?
dj: no
Girl : hey do you Mickey Avalon “My Dick”?
DJ: yep
Girl: can you play it?
DJ: yea
Girl: right now?
DJ: no, its way to early for that song.
Girl: well I’m the owner’s daughter and I want you to play it now
DJ: uhhh…
Girl: do you want me to get the owner to tell you to play that song now?
DJ: don’t worry, I’ll play it.
….DJ plays the song and the girl and her friend are the only people dancing.
DJ says to the manager: yo, wasup with bob’s daughter?
The Manager: what? he don’t have any kids!
“YOU ARE IN A HIP-HOP CLUB WITH HIP-HOP PEOPLE…WHY DID YOU FEEL YOU HAD TO COME UP AND COACH ME ON WHAT TO DO? HUH? YOU COULDN’T SIT YOUR ASS DOWN AND ENJOY YOURSELF LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE?”
if you don’t know…Kid Capri is a classic HIP-HOP DJ legend…
girl: can you play some tupac?
dj: (playing dumb) who’s tupac?
girl: are you serious? you’ve never heard of tupac?
dj: nope. sorry!! how do you spell it?
girl: T…O…O…P…A…C
girl: can you play something else, this is too hard to dance to.
dj: what are you talking about? this is dance music
girl: can’t you just play some Jonas Brothers?
girl: can you play Taylor Swift?
dj: sorry I don’t have any of her songs
girl: oh…well you can go online and download it from YouTube can’t you?
girl: do you have “Call On Me” by Eric Prydz?
dj: Sorry, don’t have it.
girl: what, you don’t have it? but my cousin danced in that video!!!
girl: (walks up and says) who do I look like?
dj: uhh…lady gaga?
girl: correct…now what do I want to hear?
dj: …..pokerface?
girl: oh my god!! you must have ESP
50yr old mom with her 19yr old daughter at the club
