December 2011
0 posts
11 tags
Dec 1st
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November 2011
2 posts
6 tags
Nov 16th
1 note
August 2011
1 post
Girl: Can you play some Rihanna? DJ: This is Rihanna playing right now Girl: OK, how about some David Guetta? DJ: This is David Guetta featuring Rihanna Girl: Oh.
Aug 27th
16 notes
July 2011
3 posts
The DJ Vendetta
DJ walks into lame ordinary shoe store and find the girl making who made silly requests all night at the club. DJ: Do you have soccer boots ? Girl: No (looking stunned) DJ: Why not, I really want soccer boots Girl: Ehm… this is a womens shoe store, you know! DJ: Yeah, but it is my friends birthday so I really want some soccer boots. Do you have any… Puma, Nike,...
Jul 25th
11 notes
4 tags
Jul 20th
3 notes
5 tags
Jul 5th
10 notes
June 2011
4 posts
6 tags
Radio Music
Girl (who just walked into the club): Can you play some radio music? DJ (playing hiphop): You mean like Top 40 music? Girl: No, I mean radio music.  Just tune it to z100 so we can dance!
Jun 29th
6 notes
5 tags
Jun 1st
4 notes
5 tags
Jun 1st
6 notes
4 tags
Jun 1st
3 notes
April 2011
1 post
5 tags
Apr 20th
13 notes
February 2011
3 posts
4 tags
Feb 19th
1 note
7 tags
Feb 19th
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Feb 8th
11 notes
November 2010
2 posts
8 tags
Nov 21st
6 notes
9 tags
Nov 4th
23 notes
October 2010
1 post
9 tags
A BLOWJOB FOR A SONG
drunk girl: can you play Rihanna?
DJ: I'll try
drunk girl (5 minutes later): can you play Rihanna?
DJ: Yea yea. I'll work it in.
drunk girl (5 minutes later - with a pouty face): can you play Rihanna?
DJ: Sorry I honestly don't really take requests (trying to be polite)
drunk girl: pleeeeeeaseeee??? but my friend will give you a blowjob!
drunk girl's friend: WHAT?!
Oct 17th
13 notes
September 2010
4 posts
Sep 23rd
CAN YOU PLAY MY SHIT?
Guy: Can you play my shit?
DJ: Uh, what's your shit?
Guy: I don't know (then walks away)
Sep 20th
5 notes
3 tags
Sep 12th
1 note
4 tags
Sep 8th
10 notes
August 2010
3 posts
4 tags
Aug 14th
1 note
7 tags
Aug 5th
2 notes
4 tags
Aug 3rd
1 note
June 2010
1 post
2 tags
Jun 2nd
May 2010
2 posts
4 tags
May 27th
6 notes
3 tags
May 13th
3 notes
April 2010
1 post
Apr 25th
3 notes
March 2010
2 posts
Mar 26th
2 notes
4 tags
Mar 17th
7 notes
January 2010
2 posts
Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
7 notes
December 2009
2 posts
1 tag
girl: can you play this right now? (hands dj a napkin with 10 songs on it)
dj: if I'm a jukebox, you better start shoving quarters in my ass if you think I'm play all this. (girls mouth dropped open and was never seen again)
Dec 20th
1 tag
Dec 13th
3 notes
October 2009
3 posts
1 tag
Oct 24th
1 note
GIRL: CAN I LOOK AT YOUR SONGS?
DJ: NO
GIRL: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PUH-PUH-PUH-PLEASEEEEEEE
Oct 20th
3 notes
Oct 19th
2 notes
September 2009
1 post
Sep 19th
1 note
August 2009
4 posts
“do you have anything with blood in it?”
– 50yr old mom with her 19yr old daughter at the club
Aug 2nd
girl: can you play some rock instead of this techno nonsense?
dj: this is a drum & bass night. its drum & bass only tonight.
girl: oh....ok....
girl: (5 minutes later) can you play some techno remixes of famous rock songs then?
Aug 2nd
girl: when will you get harder?
dj: when you touch it...
Aug 2nd
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Aug 1st
July 2009
1 post
Jul 16th
May 2009
1 post
“This music isn’t meant for single people. Can you play songs that single...”
May 20th
April 2009
12 posts
Apr 30th
girl: what sort of night is this?
DJ: its an indie night
girl: Indian night?
DJ: no, INDIE music
girl: ah...Indian music
DJ: NO...INDIE music...you know...with guitars and stuff
girl: er...will you play Beyonce?
Apr 30th
2 tags
Apr 23rd
4 notes
1 tag
“I gotta white boy with me who thinks he’s black. Can you play some hip hop...”
Apr 23rd
“me and my friends just got here. we wanna know the next 10 songs you’re...”
Apr 20th
1 note
1 tag
Apr 20th
4 notes