December 2011
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November 2011
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August 2011
1 post
Girl: Can you play some Rihanna?
DJ: This is Rihanna playing right now
Girl: OK, how about some David Guetta?
DJ: This is David Guetta featuring Rihanna
Girl: Oh.
July 2011
3 posts
The DJ Vendetta
DJ walks into lame ordinary shoe store and find the girl making who made silly requests all night at the club.
DJ: Do you have soccer boots ?
Girl: No (looking stunned)
DJ: Why not, I really want soccer boots
Girl: Ehm… this is a womens shoe store, you know!
DJ: Yeah, but it is my friends birthday so I really want some soccer boots. Do you have any… Puma, Nike,...
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June 2011
4 posts
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Radio Music
Girl (who just walked into the club): Can you play some radio music?
DJ (playing hiphop): You mean like Top 40 music?
Girl: No, I mean radio music. Just tune it to z100 so we can dance!
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April 2011
1 post
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February 2011
3 posts
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November 2010
2 posts
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October 2010
1 post
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A BLOWJOB FOR A SONG
drunk girl: can you play Rihanna?
DJ: I'll try
drunk girl (5 minutes later): can you play Rihanna?
DJ: Yea yea. I'll work it in.
drunk girl (5 minutes later - with a pouty face): can you play Rihanna?
DJ: Sorry I honestly don't really take requests (trying to be polite)
drunk girl: pleeeeeeaseeee??? but my friend will give you a blowjob!
drunk girl's friend: WHAT?!
September 2010
4 posts
CAN YOU PLAY MY SHIT?
Guy: Can you play my shit?
DJ: Uh, what's your shit?
Guy: I don't know (then walks away)
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August 2010
3 posts
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June 2010
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May 2010
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April 2010
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March 2010
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January 2010
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December 2009
2 posts
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girl: can you play this right now? (hands dj a napkin with 10 songs on it)
dj: if I'm a jukebox, you better start shoving quarters in my ass if you think I'm play all this. (girls mouth dropped open and was never seen again)
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October 2009
3 posts
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GIRL: CAN I LOOK AT YOUR SONGS?
DJ: NO
GIRL: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PUH-PUH-PUH-PLEASEEEEEEE
September 2009
1 post
August 2009
4 posts
do you have anything with blood in it?
– 50yr old mom with her 19yr old daughter at the club
girl: can you play some rock instead of this techno nonsense?
dj: this is a drum & bass night. its drum & bass only tonight.
girl: oh....ok....
girl: (5 minutes later) can you play some techno remixes of famous rock songs then?
girl: when will you get harder?
dj: when you touch it...
July 2009
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May 2009
1 post
This music isn’t meant for single people. Can you play songs that single...
April 2009
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girl: what sort of night is this?
DJ: its an indie night
girl: Indian night?
DJ: no, INDIE music
girl: ah...Indian music
DJ: NO...INDIE music...you know...with guitars and stuff
girl: er...will you play Beyonce?
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I gotta white boy with me who thinks he’s black. Can you play some hip hop...
me and my friends just got here. we wanna know the next 10 songs you’re...
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