girl: can you play some tupac?
dj: (playing dumb) who’s tupac?
girl: are you serious? you’ve never heard of tupac?
dj: nope. sorry!! how do you spell it?
girl: T…O…O…P…A…C
CAN YOU PLAY THAT ONE SONG
- girl: can you play this right now? (hands dj a napkin with 10 songs on it)
- dj: if I'm a jukebox, you better start shoving quarters in my ass if you think I'm play all this. (girls mouth dropped open and was never seen again)
girl: can you play something else, this is too hard to dance to.
dj: what are you talking about? this is dance music
girl: can’t you just play some Jonas Brothers?
girl: can you play Taylor Swift?
dj: sorry I don’t have any of her songs
girl: oh…well you can go online and download it from YouTube can’t you?
- GIRL: CAN I LOOK AT YOUR SONGS?
- DJ: NO
- GIRL: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PUH-PUH-PUH-PLEASEEEEEEE
girl: do you have “Call On Me” by Eric Prydz?
dj: Sorry, don’t have it.
girl: what, you don’t have it? but my cousin danced in that video!!!
girl: (walks up and says) who do I look like?
dj: uhh…lady gaga?
girl: correct…now what do I want to hear?
dj: …..pokerface?
girl: oh my god!! you must have ESP
“do you have anything with blood in it?”
50yr old mom with her 19yr old daughter at the club
- girl: can you play some rock instead of this techno nonsense?
- dj: this is a drum & bass night. its drum & bass only tonight.
- girl: oh....ok....
- girl: (5 minutes later) can you play some techno remixes of famous rock songs then?
- girl: when will you get harder?
- dj: when you touch it...
“can you play The Venga Boys BOOM BOOM BOOM? everybody wants to hear it.”
“can you play that one song?”
“This music isn’t meant for single people. Can you play songs that single people like?”
“Have you got Touch Me by Gary Glitter?”
